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Morgan Rees — Sun, 10 Jul 2016 09:36:45 -0700

Please forgive this series of bad jokes:

What do you call a motivated mannequin?
Mannecan.

Someone accused me of Narcissistic personality disorder. This is ridiculous, I am way too assume.

Q.) What do you say to a angry albino?
A.) Lighten up

Q.) What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
A.) Annette

Q.) What’s the difference between a hippo and Zippo?
A.) One is heavy and one is a lighter.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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Morgan Rees — Sun, 10 Jul 2016 09:35:33 -0700

Please forgive this series of bad jokes:

What for you call a motivated mannequin?
Mannecan.

Someone accused me of Narcissistic personality disorder. This is ridiculous, I am way too assume.

Q.) What do you say to a angry albino?
A.) Lighten up

Q.) What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
A.) Annette

Q.) What’s the difference between a hippo and Zippo?
A.) One is heavy and one is a lighter.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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Morgan Rees — Sun, 10 Jul 2016 09:33:52 -0700

Ever have a hard time deciding what to have for dinner?

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Morgan Rees — Sun, 10 Jul 2016 09:31:17 -0700

Please forgive this series of bad jokes.

What for you call a motivated mannequin?
Mannecan

Someone accused me of Narcissistic personality disorder. This is ridiculous, I am way too assume.

Q.) What do you say to a angry albino?
A.) Lighten up

Q.) What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
A.) Annette

Q.) What’s the difference between a hippo and Zippo?
A.) One is heavy and one is a lighter.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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Morgan Rees — Sat, 09 Jul 2016 23:48:58 -0700

Ever have a hard time desiding what to have for dinner?

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Morgan Rees — Sun, 03 Jul 2016 12:54:50 -0700

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Morgan Rees — Sat, 02 Jul 2016 22:18:13 -0700

A friend of mine is a Recruter looking to fill the following roles in and around London.

1. UK Prime Minister (£100,000)
2. Leader of the Opposition (£80,000)
3. England Football Manager (Must have experience as a Dentist)

He is hoping to fill these positions immediate.

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Morgan Rees — Sun, 12 Jun 2016 21:06:43 -0700

http://cbsloc.al/1QUbko3

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Morgan Rees — Sun, 12 Jun 2016 20:57:40 -0700

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/tag/video-art/

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Morgan Rees — Tue, 07 Jun 2016 15:08:45 -0700

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Morgan Rees — Thu, 02 Jun 2016 17:47:16 -0700

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Morgan Rees — Thu, 02 Jun 2016 17:15:18 -0700

Often talked about, but rarely seen . . .

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Morgan Rees — Wed, 01 Jun 2016 08:45:50 -0700

Marilyn Monroe would have been 90 this year! It's funny to think that if she was still alive she'd be the same age as the Queen. It was so sad she died so young. She just had natural beauty. Marilyn was classically beautiful. Sometimes she looked like a sophisticate, and other times she looked like she could be a kid. The eternal flame.

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Morgan Rees — Sat, 28 May 2016 13:56:05 -0700

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Morgan Rees — Tue, 24 May 2016 22:14:38 -0700

While we were in Nashville, Tennessee we visited the Parthenon in Nashville, Tennessee’s Centennial Park is a full-scale copy of the original Parthenon in Athens. I made the following little video using my iPhone 5s, yep, that’s it. https://youtu.be/D6WOqN06USE