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By Morgan Rees 2243 days ago* A nurse says, "Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room who claims he is invisible" and the doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him today!” * I just saw on the news, that some very private information was made public, during a PTA meeting in Harper Valley. * I lost my wife’s audiobook . . . and now I will never hear the end of it.
- By Morgan Rees 2244 days agoDaily Funnies: * This week, a 64-year-old man set a record for consuming his 30,000th McDonald's Big Mac. - The record is for longest suicide attempt. * A man in Germany is claiming to set a Guinness World Record for most body piercings. - Unfortunately, his story has a few holes.
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- By Morgan Rees 2252 days agoDon't be afraid to fail. Failure is a part of life. That’s the part of building character and growing. Without failure who would you be? I wouldn’t be up here if I hadn’t fallen thousands of time. - Nick Fowles
- By Morgan Rees 2252 days agoWhat we love about Autumn . . . Bonfires, Halloween, Football, Hoodies, Leaves, Cuddling and Fall. From all of at WomensSuite.com
- By Morgan Rees 2254 days ago* (Today’s Satire) According to research of human DNA, if a person eats more that five pieces of toast a day, then they are probably "in bread". * Earlier today, I bought some bread and brought it home, and now I can't find it. I'm looking for a loaf in all the wrong places!!! * If a man has lunch with a set of twins, but he doesn’t pay for any of their meals, does that mean he went double Dutch?
- By Morgan Rees 2254 days ago* (Today’s Satire) According to research of human DNA, if a person eats more that five pieces of toast a day, then they are probably "in bread". * Earlier today, I bought some bread and brought it home, and now I can't find it. I'm looking for a loaf in all the wrong places!!! * If a man has lunch with a set of twins, but he doesn’t pay for any of their meals, does that mean he went double Dutch?
