Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.

Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese.

Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!

Q: Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?
A: R'n'Brie