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  • By Morgan Rees 12 hours ago
    Don't be afraid to fail. Failure is a part of life. That’s the part of building character and growing. Without failure who would you be? I wouldn’t be up here if I hadn’t fallen thousands of time. - Nick Fowles
  • By Morgan Rees 19 hours ago
    What we love about Autumn . . . Bonfires, Halloween, Football, Hoodies, Leaves, Cuddling and Fall. From all of at WomensSuite.com
  • By Morgan Rees 19 hours ago
    What we love about Autumn . . . Bonfires
  • By Morgan Rees 19 hours ago
    What I love about Autumn . . . Bonfires
  • By Morgan Rees 2 days ago
    * (Today’s Satire) According to research of human DNA, if a person eats more that five pieces of toast a day, then they are probably "in bread". * Earlier today, I bought some bread and brought it home, and now I can't find it. I'm looking for a loaf in all the wrong places!!! * If a man has lunch with a set of twins, but he doesn’t pay for any of their meals, does that mean he went double Dutch?
  • By Morgan Rees 2 days ago
    * (Today’s Satire) According to research of human DNA, if a person eats more that five pieces of toast a day, then they are probably "in bread". * Earlier today, I bought some bread and brought it home, and now I can't find it. I'm looking for a loaf in all the wrong places!!! * If a man has lunch with a set of twins, but he doesn’t pay for any of their meals, does that mean he went double Dutch?
  • By Morgan Rees 2 days ago
    * (Today’s Satire) According to research of human DNA, if a person eats more that five pieces of toast a day, then they are probably "in bread". * Earlier today, I bought some bread and brought it home, and now I can't find it. I'm looking for a loaf in all the wrong places!!! * If a man has lunch with a set of twins, but he doesn’t pay for any of their meals, does that mean he went double Dutch?
  • By Morgan Rees 2 days ago
    There are three kinds of people in the world: those who know math and those who don't. - WomensSuite.com
  • By Morgan Rees 4 days ago
    Happiness is an inside job.
  • By Morgan Rees 7 days ago
    What the world needs more of:
  • By Morgan Rees 7 days ago
    I always worry when a woman sees me naked for the first time . . . That she is just going to scream and run out of the park. / I have the memory of an elephant. When I was a child I went to the zoo and saw an elephant. - Gary Delaney
  • By Morgan Rees 10 days ago
    Before you leave home put on a Happy Face.
  • By Morgan Rees 10 days ago
    A ventriloquist in Illinois was arrested for distributing anti-government propaganda at Starbucks. They're trying to make a case against him, but his accomplice refuses to talk. - WomensSuite.com
  • By Morgan Rees 11 days ago
    Daily Funnies: My Doctor told me to loose weigh. I said how, cakes, fries? He said no, just don‘t eat anything fatty. What sort of things? Then he said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” - Gary Delaney / I have the memory of an elephant. When I was a child I went to the zoo and saw an elephant. - Gary Delaney
  • By Morgan Rees 13 days ago
    (Today’s Satire) * Are you anti-noun or pronoun? * Should I use a money order or a credit card, to pay the piper?