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  • Morgan Rees posted to the status 473 days ago
    If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood.
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    • Morgan Rees posted to the status 473 days ago
      The Attorney representing the man who has been accused of stealing equipment from the infield at Yankee stadium, said the charges are baseless.
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      • Morgan Rees posted to the status 473 days ago
        What was the best thing before sliced bread? - Steven Wright
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        • Morgan Rees posted to the status 478 days ago
          BREAKING NEWS: Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. - WomensSuite.com
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          • Morgan Rees posted to the status 478 days ago
            I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail. - WomensSuite.com
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            • Morgan Rees posted to the status 478 days ago
              Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. - WomensSuite.com
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              • Morgan Rees posted to the status 486 days ago
                I hate when I think I’m buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover there just regular donuts.
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                • Morgan Rees posted to the status 486 days ago
                  Daily Funnies:
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                  • Morgan Rees posted to the status 487 days ago
                    Equal rights for others doesn’t mean less rights for you. It’s not a pie.
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                    • Morgan Rees posted to the status 488 days ago
                      Apparently you can’t use “Beefstew” as a password. It’s not Stroganoff.
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                      • Morgan Rees posted to the status 489 days ago
                        In L.A. you can tell Halloween is almost here because Plastic Surgeons are doing pumpkins enlargements.
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                        • Morgan Rees posted to the status 493 days ago
                          Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote
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                          • Morgan Rees posted to the status 498 days ago
                            Shout out to all of the girls that used to think they weren’t good enough. But now know better.
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                            • Morgan Rees posted to the status 498 days ago
                              Supporting the #Fighters, Admiring the #Survivors, Honoring the #Taken, And never, ever giving up #Hope, #SaveTheTaTas #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth
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                              • Morgan Rees posted to the status 504 days ago
                                influence-HER (WomensSuite.com)
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                                  • Morgan Rees posted to the status 506 days ago
                                    Do not accept friend requests from Hormel Foods it could be Spam.
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                                    • Morgan Rees posted to the status 511 days ago
                                      * A nurse says, "Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room who claims he is invisible" and the doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him today!” * I just saw on the news, that some very private information was made public, during a PTA meeting in Harper Valley. * I lost my wife’s audiobook . . . and now I will never hear the end of it.
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                                      • Morgan Rees posted to the status 512 days ago
                                        I am not Superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - WomensSuite.com
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                                        • Morgan Rees posted to the status 513 days ago
                                          Daily Funnies: * This week, a 64-year-old man set a record for consuming his 30,000th McDonald's Big Mac. - The record is for longest suicide attempt. * A man in Germany is claiming to set a Guinness World Record for most body piercings. - Unfortunately, his story has a few holes.
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                                          • Morgan Rees posted to the status 520 days ago
                                            Don't be afraid to fail. Failure is a part of life. That’s the part of building character and growing. Without failure who would you be? I wouldn’t be up here if I hadn’t fallen thousands of time. - Nick Fowles
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