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  • Morgan Rees posted to the status 413 days ago
    Daily Funnies: * This week, a 64-year-old man set a record for consuming his 30,000th McDonald's Big Mac. - The record is for longest suicide attempt. * A man in Germany is claiming to set a Guinness World Record for most body piercings. - Unfortunately, his story has a few holes.
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    • Morgan Rees posted to the status 421 days ago
      Don't be afraid to fail. Failure is a part of life. That’s the part of building character and growing. Without failure who would you be? I wouldn’t be up here if I hadn’t fallen thousands of time. - Nick Fowles
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      • Morgan Rees posted to the status 423 days ago
        * (Today’s Satire) According to research of human DNA, if a person eats more that five pieces of toast a day, then they are probably "in bread". * Earlier today, I bought some bread and brought it home, and now I can't find it. I'm looking for a loaf in all the wrong places!!! * If a man has lunch with a set of twins, but he doesn’t pay for any of their meals, does that mean he went double Dutch?
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        • Morgan Rees posted to the status 423 days ago
          There are three kinds of people in the world: those who know math and those who don't. - WomensSuite.com
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          • Morgan Rees posted to the status 427 days ago
            What the world needs more of:
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            • Morgan Rees posted to the status 428 days ago
              I always worry when a woman sees me naked for the first time . . . That she is just going to scream and run out of the park. / I have the memory of an elephant. When I was a child I went to the zoo and saw an elephant. - Gary Delaney
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              • Morgan Rees posted to the status 431 days ago
                Before you leave home put on a Happy Face.
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                • Morgan Rees posted to the status 431 days ago
                  A ventriloquist in Illinois was arrested for distributing anti-government propaganda at Starbucks. They're trying to make a case against him, but his accomplice refuses to talk. - WomensSuite.com
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                  • Morgan Rees posted to the status 432 days ago
                    Daily Funnies: My Doctor told me to loose weigh. I said how, cakes, fries? He said no, just don‘t eat anything fatty. What sort of things? Then he said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” - Gary Delaney / I have the memory of an elephant. When I was a child I went to the zoo and saw an elephant. - Gary Delaney
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                    • Morgan Rees posted to the status 434 days ago
                      (Today’s Satire) * Are you anti-noun or pronoun? * Should I use a money order or a credit card, to pay the piper?
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                      • Morgan Rees posted to the status 436 days ago
                        Engineering Flowchart
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                        • Morgan Rees posted to the status 437 days ago
                          Daily Funnies: My neighbors recently made a sex tape. Obviously they don’t know that yet. - Gary Delaney. Every Christmas day we have Pigs in a Blanket. Or as you may call it, Relatives in the spare room. - Gary Delaney
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                          • Morgan Rees posted to the status 438 days ago
                            High Quality Air Guitars on Sale! Can You Handle the Power?
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                            • Morgan Rees posted to the status 438 days ago
                              ‪I’m Under a Tack.‬
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                              • Morgan Rees posted to the status 438 days ago
                                ‪A Brush with Death‬
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                                • Morgan Rees posted to the status 439 days ago
                                  Never Stress
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                                  • Morgan Rees posted to the status 439 days ago
                                    My Weekend Is All Booked
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                                    • Morgan Rees posted to the status 439 days ago
                                      Forklift
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                                      • Morgan Rees posted to the status 440 days ago
                                        Sensitive Toothpaste
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                                        • Morgan Rees posted to the status 440 days ago
                                          Spoiled Milk
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