It appears the Blood Lab withdrew too much: • Found out my blood type is B-positive. • According to this blood work, I am 80% cake. • After extensive X-rays and blood tests, my Doctor has confirmed what we alread suspected - I’m not big-boned, I’m fat. • My test results are in, and I am FULL of surprises!
BLUE TREES: Some of King Plaza's, outside Palo Alto City Hall magnolia trees are currently blue thanks to a new public-art project. The trees were colored with an environmentally-safe blue paint with the aim of raising awareness of global deforestation.
Giraffes Fun Facts: • Giraffes tongues are 18”x20”, • Can sleep standing up (18 feet), • Can moo hiss roar whistle, • Longest land animal tail, • Their tongues are black and blue.
Elefacts: • Elephants are the largest land mammals • Wild elephants live in families called herds – herds are made up of female elephants • The only males in these herds are the young calves • The leader of the herd is usually the oldest female – she is called the Matriarch.
Silence that harsh inner critic. Stop thinking; Not smart enough, Not attractive enough, and Not good enough. Maybe he just needs to get in touch with his inner Plantain?
Music does a lot of things for a lot of people. It's transporting, for sure. It can take you right back, years back, to the very moment certain things happened in your life. It's uplifting, it's encouraging, it's strengthening. - Aretha Franklin
Cheese Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle
Q: Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I'm Brieeee