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Morgan Rees posted to the statusI hate when I think I’m buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover there just regular donuts.- Morgan Rees posted to the statusApparently you can’t use “Beefstew” as a password. It’s not Stroganoff.
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusFailure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusShout out to all of the girls that used to think they weren’t good enough. But now know better.
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusSupporting the #Fighters, Admiring the #Survivors, Honoring the #Taken, And never, ever giving up #Hope, #SaveTheTaTas #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth
- Morgan Rees posted to the status* A nurse says, "Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room who claims he is invisible" and the doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him today!” * I just saw on the news, that some very private information was made public, during a PTA meeting in Harper Valley. * I lost my wife’s audiobook . . . and now I will never hear the end of it.
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusI am not Superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - WomensSuite.com
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusDaily Funnies: * This week, a 64-year-old man set a record for consuming his 30,000th McDonald's Big Mac. - The record is for longest suicide attempt. * A man in Germany is claiming to set a Guinness World Record for most body piercings. - Unfortunately, his story has a few holes.
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusDon't be afraid to fail. Failure is a part of life. That’s the part of building character and growing. Without failure who would you be? I wouldn’t be up here if I hadn’t fallen thousands of time. - Nick Fowles
- Morgan Rees posted to the status* (Today’s Satire) According to research of human DNA, if a person eats more that five pieces of toast a day, then they are probably "in bread". * Earlier today, I bought some bread and brought it home, and now I can't find it. I'm looking for a loaf in all the wrong places!!! * If a man has lunch with a set of twins, but he doesn’t pay for any of their meals, does that mean he went double Dutch?
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusThere are three kinds of people in the world: those who know math and those who don't. - WomensSuite.com
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusI always worry when a woman sees me naked for the first time . . . That she is just going to scream and run out of the park. / I have the memory of an elephant. When I was a child I went to the zoo and saw an elephant. - Gary Delaney
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusA ventriloquist in Illinois was arrested for distributing anti-government propaganda at Starbucks. They're trying to make a case against him, but his accomplice refuses to talk. - WomensSuite.com
- Morgan Rees posted to the statusDaily Funnies: My Doctor told me to loose weigh. I said how, cakes, fries? He said no, just don‘t eat anything fatty. What sort of things? Then he said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” - Gary Delaney / I have the memory of an elephant. When I was a child I went to the zoo and saw an elephant. - Gary Delaney
- Morgan Rees posted to the status(Today’s Satire) * Are you anti-noun or pronoun? * Should I use a money order or a credit card, to pay the piper?
