I lost my wife’s audiobook . . . and now I will never hear the end of it.

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When I was little my mother used to feed me alphabet soup claiming I love it. I didn’t realize, she was putting words in my mouth . . . WomensSuite.com

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Telling everyone the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

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Agnostic’s run a restaurant called Karma. It’s a place where there is no need to place any order. You are automatically served what you deserve.

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If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood.

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