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Morgan Rees
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In L.A. you can tell Halloween is almost here because Plastic Surgeons are doing pumpkins enlargements.

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  • Morgan Rees posted to the status 91 days ago
    Be cautious of any establishment that takes your temperature using this device and they are wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses, they are actually using a MIB neuralyzer.
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    • Morgan Rees posted to the status 94 days ago
      Vegetarian Cookies
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      • Morgan Rees posted to the status 99 days ago
        A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He shouts: “A beer please and one for the road.”
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        • Morgan Rees posted to the status 99 days ago
          Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having.
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          • Morgan Rees posted to the status 104 days ago
            “Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see” - Mark Twain. An act of kindness never goes futile. If you are kind to someone it will reflect in your and his behavior. WomensSuite.com
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