This reminds me of when Dan Aykroyd played the shady toy salesman Mr. Irwin Mainway, President of Mainway, manufacturer of the following so-called harmless playthings: Pretty Peggy Ear-Piercing Set, Mr. Skin-Grafter, General Tron's Secret Police Confession Kit, Doggie Dentist, rubber doll named Johnny Switchblade where two sharp knives spring from his arms and don't forget Bag of Glass.