These are Tearable Puns

The hourly wage needed to rent a two-bedroom home in every state

Ordered Apple 8, this wasn’t what I had in mind

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. It turns out it was the refrigerator.

Today is the 4th of May.

Character is how You treat Someone who can do nothing for you.

Don’t forget that none of these companies/products/services existed 12 years ago.

We got see former Vice President Joe Biden and his wife Dr. Jill Biden former Second Lady of the United States at De Anna College. Jill Biden closed the 50th Foothill College Celebrity Forum with a very personal and moving talk including ‪@College_Promise‬. The forum is part of the college's celebrity forum speakers series. Biden's speech started at 8 p.m. at the Flint Center. Joe was a surprise visitor much to all our delight!@JoeBiden ‪@DrBiden‬ ‪@Foothillnews‬. Dr. Biden is a full-time English professor at a community college in Northern Virginia, and with President Obama focused on the importance of community colleges to the nation.

Art is in the Eye of the Beholder.

Nearsighted? Farsighted? Love your shades, but hate carrying a separate pair of spectacles in your tote bag? Thanks to designer Giulio Iacchetti, you’ve just got the best of both worlds.

Make every day Earth a Day!

Earth Day

You have the keys to be in command and in control.

You have the keys to be in command and in control.

Be A Fruit Loop In A World Full Of Cheerios! Why blend in when you were born to stand out?