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  • By Morgan Rees 3059 days ago
    Please forgive this series of bad jokes: What do you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan. Someone accused me of Narcissistic personality disorder. This is ridiculous, I am way too assume. Q.) What do you say to a angry albino? A.) Lighten up Q.) What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? A.) Annette Q.) What’s the difference between a hippo and Zippo? A.) One is heavy and one is a lighter. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
  • By Morgan Rees 3059 days ago
    Please forgive this series of bad jokes: What for you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan. Someone accused me of Narcissistic personality disorder. This is ridiculous, I am way too assume. Q.) What do you say to a angry albino? A.) Lighten up Q.) What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? A.) Annette Q.) What’s the difference between a hippo and Zippo? A.) One is heavy and one is a lighter. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
  • By Morgan Rees 3059 days ago
    Ever have a hard time deciding what to have for dinner?
  • By Morgan Rees 3059 days ago
    Please forgive this series of bad jokes. What for you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan Someone accused me of Narcissistic personality disorder. This is ridiculous, I am way too assume. Q.) What do you say to a angry albino? A.) Lighten up Q.) What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? A.) Annette Q.) What’s the difference between a hippo and Zippo? A.) One is heavy and one is a lighter. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
  • By Morgan Rees 3059 days ago
    Ever have a hard time desiding what to have for dinner?
  • By Morgan Rees 3066 days ago
    A friend of mine is a Recruter looking to fill the following roles in and around London. 1. UK Prime Minister (£100,000) 2. Leader of the Opposition (£80,000) 3. England Football Manager (Must have experience as a Dentist) He is hoping to fill these positions immediate.
  • By Morgan Rees 3097 days ago
    Often talked about, but rarely seen . . .
  • By Morgan Rees 3098 days ago
    Marilyn Monroe would have been 90 this year! It's funny to think that if she was still alive she'd be the same age as the Queen. It was so sad she died so young. She just had natural beauty. Marilyn was classically beautiful. Sometimes she looked like a sophisticate, and other times she looked like she could be a kid. The eternal flame.
  • By Morgan Rees 3105 days ago
    While we were in Nashville, Tennessee we visited the Parthenon in Nashville, Tennessee’s Centennial Park is a full-scale copy of the original Parthenon in Athens. I made the following little video using my iPhone 5s, yep, that’s it. https://youtu.be/D6WOqN06USE