Please forgive this series of bad jokes: What do you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan. Someone accused me of Narcissistic personality disorder. This is ridiculous, I am way too assume. Q.) What do you say to a angry albino? A.) Lighten up Q.) What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? A.) Annette Q.) What’s the difference between a hippo and Zippo? A.) One is heavy and one is a lighter. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.