* (Today’s Satire) According to research of human DNA, if a person eats more that five pieces of toast a day, then they are probably "in bread". * Earlier today, I bought some bread and brought it home, and now I can't find it. I'm looking for a loaf in all the wrong places!!! * If a man has lunch with a set of twins, but he doesn’t pay for any of their meals, does that mean he went double Dutch?