Please forgive this series of bad jokes:
What do you call a motivated mannequin?
Mannecan.
Someone accused me of Narcissistic personality disorder. This is ridiculous, I am way too assume.
Q.) What do you say to a angry albino?
A.) Lighten up
Q.) What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
A.) Annette
Q.) What’s the difference between a hippo and Zippo?
A.) One is heavy and one is a lighter.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
A friend of mine is a Recruter looking to fill the following roles in and around London.
1. UK Prime Minister (£100,000)
2. Leader of the Opposition (£80,000)
3. England Football Manager (Must have experience as a Dentist)
He is hoping to fill these positions immediate.
If anyone is in the Bay Area and needs to borrow a tent for an art show, I have one to loan. It looks just like the one pictured. I can provide more details if needed. I only ask that you pick it up/drop it off when agreed upon and leave a small deposit with me. The deposit it ONLY to ensure that you will return the tent! When you return the tent I will give you back your deposit 100%
Marilyn Monroe would have been 90 this year! It's funny to think that if she was still alive she'd be the same age as the Queen. It was so sad she died so young. She just had natural beauty. Marilyn was classically beautiful. Sometimes she looked like a sophisticate, and other times she looked like she could be a kid. The eternal flame.