Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? - Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

"Hatred corrodes the container it's carried in" - Fmr. Senator Alan Simpson

"Humor is the universal solvent against the abrasive elements of life." - Fmr. Senator Alan Simpson

Creativity is Intelligence Having Fun - Albert Einstein

Who Would Have Known? The actor’s (Listed below) first TV sitcom they all played the dumb character of the show. All of them have surpassed all of the others actors of each show.

WOMEN LOVE MYTHICAL CREATURES MERMAIDS, FAIRIES, UNICORNS AND MEN WHO LISTEN

Photograph taken at the exact right moment.

I lost my wife’s audiobook . . . and now I will never hear the end of it.

Photograph taken at the exact right moment.

Carbon Dating

Invisible Tape

World’s Happiest Dog!

This Post has been removed.

The Original Smart Phone.

San José, CA went without rain for 320 days. It is raining and I am loving it! Daily Photo & Art.