Daily Funnies: My Doctor told me to loose weigh. I said how, cakes, fries? He said no, just don‘t eat anything fatty. What sort of things? Then he said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” - Gary Delaney / I have the memory of an elephant. When I was a child I went to the zoo and saw an elephant. - Gary Delaney

(Today’s Satire) * Are you anti-noun or pronoun? * Should I use a money order or a credit card, to pay the piper?

(Today’s Satire) * Are you anti-noun or pronoun? * Should I use a money order or a credit card, to pay the piper?

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Daily Funnies: My neighbors recently made a sex tape. Obviously they don’t know that yet. - Gary Delaney. Every Christmas day we have Pigs in a Blanket. Or as you may call it, Relatives in the spare room. - Gary Delaney

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