Cheese Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle
Q: Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
Q: What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?
A: I'm Brieeee
Be your own artist, and always be confident in what you're doing. If you're not going to be confident, you might as well not be doing it. - Aretha Franklin
Cheese Jokes
Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese.
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?
A: R'n'Brie
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