It appears the Blood Lab withdrew too much: • Found out my blood type is B-positive. • According to this blood work, I am 80% cake. • After extensive X-rays and blood tests, my Doctor has confirmed what we alread suspected - I’m not big-boned, I’m fat. • My test results are in, and I am FULL of surprises!

The smile is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge, comedian, conductor and pianist

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. — Thomas Alva Edison

BLUE TREES: Some of King Plaza's, outside Palo Alto City Hall magnolia trees are currently blue thanks to a new public-art project. The trees were colored with an environmentally-safe blue paint with the aim of raising awareness of global deforestation. 

Q: What is gray with a touch of green and very big? A: An elephant sitting on a graffiti artist. Q: What is an elephant's favorite sport? A: Squash

Giraffes Fun Facts: • Giraffes tongues are 18”x20”, • Can sleep standing up (18 feet), • Can moo hiss roar whistle, • Longest land animal tail, • Their tongues are black and blue.

Elefacts: • Elephants are the largest land mammals • Wild elephants live in families called herds – herds are made up of female elephants • The only males in these herds are the young calves • The leader of the herd is usually the oldest female – she is called the Matriarch.

Giraffes Fun Facts: • Giraffes tongues are 18”x20” • Can sleep standing up (18 feet) • Can moo hiss roar whistle • Longest land animal tail • Their tongues are black and blue.

Giraffes Fun Facts: • Giraffes tongues are 18”x20” • Can sleep standing up (18 feet) • Can moo hiss roar whistle • Longest land animal tail • Their tongues are black and blue.

Silence that harsh inner critic. Stop thinking; Not smart enough, Not attractive enough, and Not good enough. Maybe he just needs to get in touch with his inner Plantain?

Maybe Eating A Donut Wasn't Cheating On My Diet. Maybe Going On A Diet Was Cheating On My Donut.

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I sing to the realists; people who accept it like it is. - Aretha Franklin

Excuses will always be there for you. Opportunities won't.

Creativity banishes recurring thoughts