* A nurse says, "Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room who claims he is invisible" and the doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him today!”
* I just saw on the news, that some very private information was made public, during a PTA meeting in Harper Valley.
* I lost my wife’s audiobook . . . and now I will never hear the end of it.
Daily Funnies: * This week, a 64-year-old man set a record for consuming his 30,000th McDonald's Big Mac. - The record is for longest suicide attempt. * A man in Germany is claiming to set a Guinness World Record for most body piercings.
- Unfortunately, his story has a few holes.